A ninja and a pir-ate passed by one day
A look was all it took, and they stopped to say
Now tell me how's your wife, how's the holiday
Guess one of us should leave on a silver tray
They drew aboard a sword and a pistol out
The neighbors all awayed, how they scream and shout
And with the best of grins, they began the bout
Though no one understood what it was all about
The ninja scored a chord in the pirate's chest
The pirate's pistol punc-tured the ninja's vest
And as they fell they cried they had passed the test
"I guess we both could say that we did our best"
A ninja and a pir-ate laid down to sleep
Two boxes in a hole dug out six feet deep
But worry not my friend, don't you dare to weep
In death they found a com-rade, now ain't that sweet?
