There once was a girl from Vantucky
Whom people found pleasant and plucky
For example this dude
Has admired her mood
And her bent, both so happy-go-lucky
This dude ( who is not very dudelike
Having given it up for subduedlike )
Is asking her climbing
And after that wineing
If that is an evening that you'd like
We're certain to have a good time there
Although I'm not yet much a climber
I may scramble and gaffe
Give you reason to laugh
Over half a carafe in a diner
